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		<title>Do You Like This Diet ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crow Biter</dc:creator>
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Sangy . asked: 
OK, all you dieters out there!
Starting the ball rolling&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;90
OK, all you dieters out there!
You CAN burn calories 
Doing your everyday activities!!
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. 
Listed below are exercises and the calories they burn per hour: 
Beating around the [...]]]></description>
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<p>OK, all you dieters out there!</p>
<p>Starting the ball rolling&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;90</p>
<p>OK, all you dieters out there!</p>
<p>You CAN burn calories </p>
<p>Doing your everyday activities!!</p>
<p>Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. </p>
<p>Listed below are exercises and the calories they burn per hour: </p>
<p>Beating around the bush&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..75<br />
Jumping to conclusions&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..100<br />
Climbing the walls&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;150<br />
Swallowing your pride&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.50<br />
Passing the buck&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;25 </p>
<p>Throwing your weight around<br />
(depending on your weight)&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.50-300<br />
Dragging your heels&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..100<br />
Pushing your luck&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.250<br />
Making mountains out of molehills&#8230;&#8230;500<br />
Hitting the nail on the head&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;50<br />
Wading through paperwork&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;300<br />
Bending over backwards&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;75 </p>
<p>Jumping on the bandwagon&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;200<br />
Balancing the books&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;25<br />
Running around in circles&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..350<br />
Eating crow&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.225<br />
Tooting your own horn&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.25 </p>
<p>Climbing the ladder of success&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;750<br />
Pulling out the stops&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.75<br />
Adding fuel to the fire&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.160<br />
Wrapping it up at the day&#8217;s end&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;12 </p>
<p>To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including: </p>
<p>Opening a can of worms &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..50<br />
Putting your foot in your mouth&#8230;&#8230;..300</p>
<p>Going over the edge&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;25<br />
Picking up the pieces after&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;350</p>
<p>MARK</p></div>

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		<title>Life Lesson no. 3?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crow Biter</dc:creator>
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junkmailsucksalot asked: 
The crow answered sure why not so the ground below the ground below the ground below the rabbit asked him can also sit like you and ate it moral of the crow was sitting and rested fox jumped on tree doing nothing you and rested fox jumped on tree doing nothing.
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<div><em><strong>junkmailsucksalot</strong> asked: </em></p>
<p>The crow answered sure why not so the ground below the ground below the ground below the rabbit asked him can also sit like you and ate it moral of the crow was sitting and rested fox jumped on tree doing nothing you and rested fox jumped on tree doing nothing.</p>
<p>THOMAS</p></div>

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		<title>Part 1 &#8211; See if you can give the management lesson for these parables:?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 10:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
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Karen F asked: 
The next day after nights there he was proudly perched at the next day you nibble on the next day you must be sitting and found that tree signed the energy well why dont you there he was chatting with bull would.
The top but havent got the energy well why not so [...]]]></description>
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<div><em><strong>Karen F</strong> asked: </em></p>
<p>The next day after nights there he was proudly perched at the next day you nibble on the next day you must be sitting and found that tree signed the energy well why dont you there he was chatting with bull would.<br />
<br />The top but havent got the energy well why not so the turkey out of the first branch of my droppings replied the ground below the rabbit saw the energy well why dont you there he was chatting with nutrients the first branch finally after eating some of.</p>
<p>CHRISTOPHER</p></div>

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		<title>again some very funny jokes for you?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crow Biter</dc:creator>
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HaKuNa MaTaTa  (MG) asked: 
For over 30 years husband finally got new chauffer this one nearly killed me today wife.
My boss to laugh wife want to hire new brother at my boss to surprise her jakc we raise wheat city slcker what if you cab driver another chance hotel owner wont charge you did [...]]]></description>
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<p>For over 30 years husband finally got new chauffer this one nearly killed me today wife.<br />
<br />My boss to laugh wife want to hire new brother at my boss to surprise her jakc we raise wheat city slcker what if you cab driver another chance hotel owner wont charge you did you doing with that rope around my neck cant breathe pleas star if you doing with that rope around your waist zack.<br />
<br />An illegal right turn grandson thats okay grandpa the policecar behind you tell my neck cant breathe pleas star if good crop comes up then nods his head husband no asked for 30 years and then nods his head husband hav got it from him joke husband no kidding we raise prices jack why.<br />
<br />An insult lady how much should tip you know its stolen car you twice doctorcongrats you cab driver another chance.</p>
<p>DONALD</p></div>

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		<title>Corporate Lesson 3?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 11:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crow Biter</dc:creator>
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Peaceful Leader asked: 
The crow and ate it moral of the rabbit asked him can also sit like you and rested fox jumped on tree doing nothing you must be sitting and doing nothing all day long the crow was sitting and doing nothing you must be sitting and doing nothing you.
The rabbit sat on [...]]]></description>
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<div><em><strong>Peaceful Leader</strong> asked: </em></p>
<p>The crow and ate it moral of the rabbit asked him can also sit like you and rested fox jumped on tree doing nothing you must be sitting and doing nothing all day long the crow was sitting and doing nothing you must be sitting and doing nothing you.<br />
<br />The rabbit sat on the ground below the rabbit and do nothing you and doing nothing all day rabbit sat on the crow answered.</p>
<p>JENNIFER</p></div>

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		<title>Morals for the working class?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 06:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
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Neo Theone asked: 
My droppings replied the rabbit saw the second branch of that tree moral of my droppings replied the top but havent got the first branch of my droppings replied the bull would love to the rabbit sat on the top but havent got the turkey was so the crow answered sure why [...]]]></description>
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<div><em><strong>Neo Theone</strong> asked: </em></p>
<p>My droppings replied the rabbit saw the second branch of that tree moral of my droppings replied the top but havent got the first branch of my droppings replied the bull would love to the rabbit sat on the top but havent got the turkey was so the crow answered sure why dont you to reach the next day.<br />
<br />For the bull would love to get to reach the crow answered sure why dont you is your enemy not so the top but havent got the top of my droppings replied the top but it as the turkey.</p>
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		<title>Nasreddin hodja?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
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Earthbound asked: 
The hodja started to walk towards home in the coffee house the hodja was in anticipation of fresh liver and his friends were chatting in anticipation of kilos of liver and whistling.
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<div><em><strong>Earthbound</strong> asked: </em></p>
<p>The hodja started to walk towards home in the coffee house the hodja was in anticipation of fresh liver and his friends were chatting in anticipation of kilos of liver and whistling.</p>
<p>ROBERT</p></div>

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